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         <title>Letter from Sammy: October 29, 1990</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Today is Sammy's birthday.  In following with tradition (<a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2007/03/letter_from_sammy_may_20_1991.html">2007</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2008/03/letter_from_sammy_april_8_1991.html">2008</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2009/03/letter_from_sammy_october_21_1.html">2009</a>), here is a letter that he sent to Peggy and me when he was about 6 years old.  

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<strong><u>Page 1:</u></strong> TAS is the Taipei American School, where Sammy was a student.  The comment about Stanley sleeping in the car on the way to school is funny, because that is exactly what fourth and youngest brother Cody, a high school freshman, does now.</center>
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<strong><u>Page 2:</u></strong> This is funny because it confirms that Chris, who was at that time a little over a year old, fought by biting.</center>
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<strong><u>Picture:</u></strong> This picture came in a separate envelope but I think Sammy drew it at roughly the same time.  I wanted to include it because I thought the theme of whales versus whalers was timely given the reception of the movie, <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1313104/">The Cove</a></i> at last week's Academy Awards.</center>
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         <title>Happy Valentine&apos;s Day!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[This year I decided to give in (partly) to the disgust that I have for Valentine's Day.  But, for those of you who insist on surrounding yourselves only with positive energy this holiday, here are previous years' comics: <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2005/02/think_different_in_love_life.html">2005</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2006/02/happy_valentines_day.html">2006</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2007/02/happy_vday.html">2007</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2008/02/happy_vday_2008.html">2008</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2009/02/happy_valentines_day_1.html">2009</a>.)

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         <title>my cup of hate</title>
         <description><![CDATA[First the <a href="http://gawker.com/5320465/the-birthers-who-are-they-and-what-do-they-want">birthers</a> and now the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/07/opinion/07krugman.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss&pagewanted=print">angry mobs</a> disrupting health town hall meetings across the nation.  I don't even know if I'm supposed to feel better that some of these mobs are part of organized <a href="http://www.seiu.org/2009/08/your-guide-to-corporate-astroturfing-lobbyist-run-groups-orchestrating.php">conservative astroturf efforts</a>.  I am so tired of being disappointed at how eager Americans are to rise up against their own self-interest and the self-interest of other Americans.  And I am also so tired of trying, and failing, to understand the people responsible for facilitating this kind of behavior.  Enough, already.  My cup of hate doth overfloweth.]]></description>
         <link>http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2009/08/things_i_hate_today_birthers_m.html</link>
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         <title>Radicalize + bull testicles, or bust!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[We have all been cautioned against hoping too much of President Obama.  But what of our legislators?  Last time I checked, we still had -- at least on paper -- three branches of government.

In this month's issue of Harper's, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/files/HarpersMagazine-2009-07-BarackHooverObama.pdf">Kevin Baker</a> writes that "[i]t is impossible not to wish desperately for [Obama's] success as he tries to grapple with all that confronts him."  However, Baker predicts that Obama, like Herbert Hoover, will be unable to "radically alter his thinking" as he must to find viable solutions to those problems that confront us, helpfully listed in part as: "worldwide depression, catastrophic climate change, an unjust and inadequate health-care system, wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the ongoing disgrace of Guantanamo, a floundering education system."  Baker acknowledges that it is "not too late for [Obama] to change direction and seize the radical moment at hand," but worries that necessary action will be forestalled by our cool as a cucumber president's penchant for prudence, common sense, and reasonableness.  

Baker then goes on to reserve his harshest words for those of Obama's own party who have lacked the courage and political will to rise to the occasion:

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<em>One might have assumed that the adrenaline rush of regaining power after decades of conservative hegemony, not to mention relief at surviving the depredations of the Bush years, or losing the vestigial tail of the white Southern branch of the party, would have liberated congressional Democrats to loose a burst of pent-up, imaginative liberal initiatives.

Instead, we have seen a parade of aged satraps from vast, windy places stepping forward to tell us what is off the table. Every week, there is another Max Baucus of Montana, another Kent Conrad of North Dakota, another Ben Nelson of Nebraska, huffing and puffing and harrumphing that we had better forget about single-payer health care, a carbon tax, nationalizing the banks, funding for mass transit, closing tax loopholes for the rich. These are men with tiny constituencies who sat for decades in the Senate without doing or saying anything of note, who acquiesced shamelessly to the worst abuses of the Bush Administration and who come forward now to chide the president for not concentrating enough on reducing the budget deficit, or for "trying to do too much," as if he were as old and as indolent as they are.</em></blockquote>

Reading Baker's piece reminded me of another story I recently read.  In the midst of California's ongoing budget crisis last month, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sent to State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg a metal sculpture of bull testicles, evidently as a suggestion that Steinberg find the fortitude to close the budget deficit.  (Unamused, Steinberg returned the gift.)  Perhaps what Obama needs is indeed -- as Baker only vaguely and not particularly helpfully sketches out -- a radical streak.  But perhaps what Obama's fellows Democrats need are their very own bull testicle sculptures, so as to inspire in them the fortitude to fucking shut up and step up.  

What say you?  Shall we take up a collection box?
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         <title>From Tiananmen to Tehran</title>
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<strong>Beijing, 1989</strong>

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<strong>Tehran, 2009</strong>

Both photos from <em>The Boston Globe's</em> "The Big Picture" series.  [More photos of the 1989 <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/06/remembering_tiananmen_20_years.html">Tiananmen Square protests</a>, more photos of last week's <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/06/irans_disputed_election.html">protests in Iran</a>.]]]></description>
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         <title>The Infamous Bai Jiu Incident VII</title>
         <description><![CDATA[I am shocked, shocked, that it has been seven years since <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2004/06/the_infamous_bai_jiu_incident.html">The Infamous Bai Jiu Incident</a> of June 15, 2009.  I am perhaps even more shocked that it has been three years since I have <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2006/06/the_infamous_bai_jiu_incident_1.html">solicited similar stories</a> from Zygoteville readers.  The time has come again for friends and frenemies (you know who you are) alike to share your stories of inebriation.  Please don't be shy.  

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         <title>&quot;Won&apos;t You Be My Neighbor?&quot; Day</title>
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Tomorrow, March 20, 2009, would have been the 81st birthday of Fred Rogers, known the world over as Mister Rogers.  In honor of his birthday, the city of Pittsburgh last year held the first ever <a href="http://www.fci.org/neighbor/">"Won't You Be My Neighbor?" Day</a>, in which they asked people to celebrate Mister Rogers' birthday by wearing their favorite sweaters and participating in activities that promote kindness and caring for your neighbors, broadly defined.

My second most favorite story about Mister Rogers is how one day the second-hand Impala that he had been driving for years, was stolen from its parking spot near the WQED studio.  Rogers filed a police report, and the story was picked up by the local news outlet.  Within 48 hours, the car had been returned to the spot from where it had been stolen, along with a note stating: "If we'd known it was yours, we never would have taken it!"

My first most favorite story is <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2007/10/hell_always_be_my_neighbor.html">this one</a>.

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         <title>revisiting the torture question</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Mark Danner had a horrific article in today's <em>NY Times</em> detailing the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/opinion/15danner.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&pagewanted=all">torture experienced by detainees in the C.I.A.'s secret prisons abroad</a>.  How will the Obama administration respond?  As information increasingly comes to light of torture committed with the explicit approval of senior Bush administration, will it force the hand of Attorney General Eric Holder, who already stated during his confirmation hearings in the Senate that waterboarding is torture, and later added that "no one is above the law"?  

Perhaps.  But at least for now, ranking members of the Bush administration -- including Vice President Dick Cheney and National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice -- who demonstrated a profound lack of a moral imperative by authorizing treatment that any civilian would identify as torture, are simply sauntering back to their pre-2001 lives with their confidence and self-assuredness intact.  Thus, in a <a href="http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/2009/january28/condiweb-012809.html">recent interview in the Stanford Report</a>, Rice acknowledges that "It's perfectly legitimate to be critical of what's been a complicated and sometimes controversial and always consequential last eight years," but goes on to say: "The only thing I ask is that people be respectful of listening to the views and what we faced and how we went about it."

Respectful?  How can you respect a National Security Adviser who knowingly authorized torture and in doing so profoundly jeopardized the security of American soldiers abroad and damaged the international credibility and reputation of the country as a whole?  Why does she deserve our respect when she betrayed (helpfully, another article in today's <em>NY Times</em> reminded us <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/weekinreview/15blumenthal.html">where in Hell Dante placed betrayers</a>) our most sacred trust and helped to leave our country the weakest and most <em>in</em>secure that it has been in decades?  She and Cheney and the others do not deserve our respect.  Nor do they deserve our inaction.  The question is, will we act to bring them to justice?  When?  How?

I would argue that if we do not confront head-on the Bush administration's flagrant disregard of the law and of common human decency, our inaction will in the end wreak far graver consequences than our current economic crisis.  At the same time, I fear the likely reality is that we as a country are too busy bailing out our banks, auto industries, and 401ks to do anything about it.  By the time the Bush torturers are back in our sights, it may already be too late to bring them to justice.  But maybe by then it won't matter anyway, because by that point there won't be anything left of the America that once was, or might have been, to be worth trying to save at all.]]></description>
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         <title>Letters from Sammy: October 21, 1992</title>
         <description><![CDATA[In following with tradition (<a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2007/03/letter_from_sammy_may_20_1991.html">2007</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2008/03/letter_from_sammy_april_8_1991.html">2008</a>), here are two letters and one school essay from my cousin Sammy.  All came in the same envelope.

Sammy would be 25 years old today.  

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<strong><u>Letter #1:</u></strong> The earthquake Sammy references was the magnitude 7.3 Landers Earthquake, which took place on June 28, 1992.</center>
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<strong><u>Letter #2:</u></strong> Based on the date of the envelope, Sammy would have been eight years old.  However, in this letter he says he's nine.  I may have consolidated multiple letters from different dates into this envelope at some point.  Also, FYI, the Raphael that Sammy is talking about were these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dolls that transformed from a pet turtle looking creature to the ninja-fighting street warrior.  I found some pictures of a similar TMNT mutations toy <a href="http://www.figurereviews.com/gallery/v/root/MutRaph">here</a>.</center>
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<u><strong>School Essay:</strong></u> I am assuming the house that Sammy talks about in this letter is our cousin Gene and Angels' house, since they were the only ones growing up who lived near the ocean. </center>


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         <title>Happy Valentine&apos;s Day!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Once again, here is my single unendingly corny concession to the holiday for which I otherwise have the utmost contempt.  Happy Valentine's Day!  (Here are previous years' comics: <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2005/02/think_different_in_love_life.html">2005</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2006/02/happy_valentines_day.html">2006</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2007/02/happy_vday.html">2007</a>, <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2008/02/happy_vday_2008.html">2008</a>.)

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I was at Kaiser the other day and took a cell phone photo of this flyer displaying various hospital emergency codes.  Presumably, Kaiser and other hospitals use these emergency codes to disseminate important information to staff through their general paging system without alarming patients.  I've been curious about hospital emergency codes ever since an episode of <em>Grey's Anatomy</em> used "Code Black" as "there is a bomb in the hospital" (or in this case, more specifically, "there is a live bomb in the internal cavity of a patient in the hospital").  My sister, who is a pediatrician, tells me that different hospitals use different coding systems.  For example, at her hospital "Code Pink" is for a child abduction.  And she confirmed that no, she had never heard of any hospital, including her own, which had a specific code for a bomb.]]></description>
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         <title>Obama Asks Nation to Stand as Men of the West</title>
         <description><![CDATA[1) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7-iFDyVb2c">Aragorn's speech</a> at Black Gates of Mordor in The Return of the King:

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"

<em>cf.</em>

2) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y88a9EpQid8">Obama's inauguration address</a> (from 8:28 to end) this morning:

"In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

"'Let it be told to the future world...that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive...that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet.'

"America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations."]]></description>
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         <title>Mi Familia</title>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>new years favor for yourself</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Do this for yourself. Down three shots of fernet branca menta. Go to the nearest KFC and order some little bucket parfaits. Order as many as you want. They are all for you. Load up the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4">Shine On Me</a> video. Watch it as many times as you like. Invite no on else. This is for you.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>The NYT (again) fucks up royally</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Dear <em>The New York Times</em>.  You have, for a third time (<a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2008/06/my_unprinted_letter_to_the_edi.html">here is the first</a> and <a href="http://www.happytaco.org/zygoteville/2008/10/a_wonderful_block.html">here is the second</a>), horrified me by including in your pages a piece that is jaw-droppingly inappropriate for inclusion in your publication or, frankly, any other publication of value whatsoever.  <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/30/magazine/30Surrogate-t.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&pagewanted=all">The offending -- and offensive -- piece</a> starts out with a huge photo of a well-nourished, self-satisfied white woman clutching a white baby and staring straight into the camera.  To the right is a slight, dark-skinned woman looking not at the camera but at white mother and child.  Spread out behind the three is a sprawling green lawn that meets with a sprawling white house on the sprawling grounds of what might as well be a plantation (just as the little white baby might as well be called Little Massa').

The white woman in the photo, it turns out, is a <em>Times </em>reporter and author of the story.  She is a wealthy woman with a wealthy husband, and together these two wealthy people spent obscene amounts of money trying to make a baby.  When she proved unable to carry a child to term with their own parts, they then paid a poor woman $25,000 to allow them to implant her womb with his sperm, her egg, and the silver spoon for the fetus' wee little mouth.  This in itself is troublesome enough, but then the author has the nerve to go on for more than 7,000 nauseating words of the most whiny and self-absorbed drivel I've ever read (at one point she wonders if after the birth the surrogate mother will expect to continue to have a relationship with her and frets about what it would be like to have Thanksgiving with the plebes).

The author glosses over any aspect of the story that is worthy of comment: the fact that the surrogate mother is planning to use some of the money to put her children through college, and that the surrogate mother's natural daughter had already allowed herself to be harvested -- in her case, as an egg donor -- to help pay for her own college tuition.  Nor was it worth more than mention that the surrogate mother's family had fostered some 17 children (something that the author apparently never considered, or considered and rejected because her overwhelming self-narcissism would not allow her to pass up "the immense opportunity that is a child" to serve as "proof" of her and her husband's love to be "recreated beyond us" -- may the lord save her son, because I can already tell what kind of mother she will be).  These things are not important to the author and do not constitute the story that she and <em>The New York Times</em> wanted to tell.  What she and <em>The New York Times</em> think their readers want to hear about is how hard it was for the author to go through this process, how some people were -- gasp! -- less than generous with her, and how relieved she was that the surrogate mother and her husband were college-educated, voting for Obama, and had a "computer-generated essay" that indicated they "must live in a house with a computer and know how to use it."  Phew!

What this article is essentially about is a spoiled rich brat of a woman who insists on having a child and who actually has enough money to make it happen by paying off a poor woman to allow her to colonize her womb.  Upon finishing the article I pretty much just wanted to shoot the author in the face and be done with it.  My only comfort is that judging from the comments to the story, <a href="http://community.nytimes.com/article/comments/2008/11/30/magazine/30Surrogate-t.html?permid=21#comment21">many other readers</a> apparently felt the same way I did.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
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